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This time you stop yourself. You don’t want your inquiry to be met by a patronizing sigh of impatience or another explanation about ship dates,…
An Overly Close Reading of the 90s Television Series Martin
Next year, you’ll burn a little under a barrel of cash on Oracle. One barrel isn’t that bad. But it’s never one barrel. Is this…
3rd Rock From The Sun Is Underappreciated
At this stage in the meeting, you like to look supplicants in the eye and say, OK, you’ve given me a date and a budget….
The Family That Plays Cribbage Together
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The 10 Best Scenes from “The West Wing”
In some mysterious way, he outranks you. Not within the company, not in restaurant reservations, not around lawyers. Still: He strokes his short beard; his…
How a TV Sitcom Triggered the Downfall of Western Civilization
This man makes a third less than you, and his education ended with a B.S. from a large, perfectly fine state university. But he has…
Dance Music Owes Everything to the LGBTQ Community of Color
You consult a spreadsheet and remind him that the Oracle contract was renewed a few months ago. So, no, actually, at least for now, you’ll…
Everything You Wanted to Know about Book Sales
Those are all terms you’ve heard. You’ve read the first parts of the Wikipedia pages and a book on software project estimation. It made some…
Watch a Short Animation on What “Kafkaesque” Really Means
Salespeople stomp around your office, sighing like theater students, telling you how embarrassed they are by the site. Nothing works right on mobile. Orders are…
Just Another So-Called Homeless on Market Street.
She tells you the old code is spaghetti and your systems are straining as a result. That the third-party services you use, and pay for…
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